Sometimes work parallels life. Today if that is so then I was abducted. I was just moseying along a trail walking into the sunset on Truman Gulch and some dude came walking up the trail. I could tell he was out of shape by the way he was huffing and puffing. But no bother, right? Everyone is welcome to enjoy the trails. I moved to the side to let him by. He then grabbed me and said he was the new “CLO”.
“What is a CIO?”, I asked.
“Chief Land Officer. Are you making light of my powers, calling my status CIO? I will show you; you tiny ant. I am moving you to a new valley. From now on you will hike Sypes Canyon. Now get out of here and leave me to my land.”